The day the Guardian of Death came into existence..

Doh! Forgot to ignite the explosives!

*Runs back hurridly*
*Desperately tries to attempt lighting the explosives*
*Fails...Tries again...*

Damn, I should've trained firemaking more!

*Finally manages to light explosives*
*Runs away while laughing evily: "Muhahahaha "*

*runs to other side of truck from Dark, pushes it towards him and tips it over*

*Iron Maiden plays*

*Laughs at Dark*
*Runs to TATORZ and shows him a picture of a dead red panda*
*Waits for TATORZ to faint*

Guardian, in response to your PM, it only possible to be the best in the presence of others - if we all die in relation you being the best, you lose the title of being the best, as you are better than no-one.

It doesn't say: "everyone must die, I alone am best", now does it?
Only specific people need to die in order for me to be the best.

Anyway, the sentence is just part of the lyrics of a song by The Bloodhound Gang. It's not really my view of life.

Actually, it says "You must die"... which is everyone who reads it.

But not everyone reads this. Or do you think the TST Forums will become world famous? That sounds a bit too optimistic to me...

Lol!

*wonders why Death ran back to show me the picture while the explosives were about to explode*

*feints, but is a fair distance away thanks to the Iron Maiden song that played*

No, I'm just saying that you doesn't specify quantity.

Multiple conversations FTW!