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The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Dark Avorian on Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:35 am



—ğ This is a PRIVATE discussion thread. Registry members, Greens, Light Greens, Dark Reds, Blues, Light Blues, Purples, Pinks, Whites, and Golds only. Thank you. Ğ—

Announcements.
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Welcome to the latest edition of the TRRHN’s homethread.

Introduction.
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The Guild of Nobles was founded in late 2010 by Dark Avorian, his goal to unite this forum’s greatest bastards with a single ambition: to make this forum a weirder place; warped by the players, for the players. We are the ones who say crazy Cabbage. We are the ones with short tempers. But above all, we are the ones who write the posts that put your sanity to the test.

Enrich the forums through example with pure and unadulterated egotism.
Our hope's to inspire 3mpty to mail us all pure gold medallions and then quit.

Contents.
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1.01 • Announcements and Introduction
1.04 • Conversion Charts
1.05 • Nobles’ Code
1.06 • Joining Us
1.07 • Application
1.08 • Members
1.09 • Overflow
1.10 • Copypasta

Member autobiographies can be found on page 2.



Nobles’ Code.
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Below is our code of conduct, the Nobles’ code.

1. I agree to be lawful. All members must adhere to the batty admin's crazed whims.

2. I agree to be unique. We do not tolerate copycats!

3. I agree to be involved. Please participate in discussion. Never back down from a fight

4. I agree to be egotistical. Pay attention to yourself at all times.


Timezones.
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Members should attempt to refer to GMT + 0, aka Forum Time, as much as possible to make conversations simpler.

GMT-8 — Pacific Time
GMT-7 — Mountain Time
GMT-6 — Central Time
GMT-5 — Eastern Time
GMT+0 — Forum/London Time
GMT+1 — Central European Time

For an event held at 18:00 GMT, simply add or subtract your GMT timezone.

RuneScape Calendar.
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Just because.

Rintra, 39 days; January 1st to February 8th.
Moevyng, 38 days; February 9th to March 18th.
Bennath, 32 days; March 19th to April 19th.
Raktuber, 34 days; April 20th to May 23rd.
Pentember, 38 days; May 24th to June 30th.
Fentuary, 31 days; July 1st to July 31st.
Septober, 38 days; August 1st to September 7th.
Ire of Phyrrys, 40 days; September 8th to October 17th.
Novtumber, 39 days; October 18th to November 25th.
Wintumber, 38 days; November 26th to December 31st.

On leap years, an additional day, "Moevyng Day", appears between the 20th and 21st of Moevyng.



Joining Us.
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We are always on the lookout for fresh pools of egotism and eccentricity.

There are two ways to become a noble: the first is through a direct invitation. If we notice that you consistently spew exceptional posts that display tremendous egotism, or are generally renown within the community for providing a backdrop of exceptional wierdness, you may receive an invitation to join the registry. So all you can really do is change your affect!

Direct invites happen often; there are at most a dozen in the forums. We see everything. If you have not been invited, and feel you should have been, it's personal - we probably have seen your threads.

The other method is to register with our off-site, personal clan space. It's our home away from home: a little place for ourselves. We have a gallery, our own chatbox and a budding little community just awaiting your eccentric and egotistical wiles. If you become an active part of our off-site community, you could just find an invitation to join the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility!

You can find it by searching our name, the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility, on the sites favourite, and only, search engine.


Application.
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Whilst we don't take applicants, we do like our recruits to fill out an application just for the trivial information, and to test some of your skills.


Questions:

Which of the four elements calls out to your soul most deeply (EAFW)?
Who do you prefer? Me or Ruy (MR) answer honestly!
Which of element on the periodic table has the best name (#).
Do you fold slices of pizza when you eat them so less stuff falls out? (Y/N)
Dawn or Dusk? (AU)
Which season do you prefer? (SpSuAuWi)
Pencils or Pens? (CS)
Music, Voices, Water/Wind, Silence, other?
Pick a random number from 1-50 and post it here.
Pick a word you like and post it as the answer to this.
Pick a word you dislike and post it here.
Phoenix or Black arm? (PB)
3mpty or Tatorz? (3T)

Members.
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Our founder:
\‡/ Dark Avorian ; High Vizier, and Lord Templar

Our leaders:
3mptylord ; full title: Assistant Vice Vizier of the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility the Honorable and Empty-headed Lord 3mptylord of the Suggestion Site

Our members:
\_/ Morbiusmonster ; Lord of Wolves
Duskcurse ; Crazed Chilean Worshipper of Cookies Lord

Recruits:
(no pending invitations or recent additions to the registry)

Guillotined Members:
[XY] • Jeeves
[XY] • Zectiox
[XY] • Dragon78114
[XY] • 2-2--5

Key;
\_/ - Rank 1 members.
GMT - Resident timezone.
XX, XY - Female and Male, respectfully.


Copypasta.
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For use by Nobles where appropriate.

The logo:
~ * ~ * An Official, Royally Registered Hereditary Noble's Thread * ~ * ~


The invitation:
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/| - You Are Hereby Invited - |\
|/' - - - - - - ~To Join~ - - - - - '\|
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- - - The Guild of Nobles - - -
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If you see this invitation on your thread, it is because your mannerisms are considered, by we at TRRoHN, to be an exceptional feat of daring and self interest. Therefore, if you would like to join our group of elite people, please post throw yourself at the grand viziers feet in a post on our base thread. Also, please fill out the Nobility found at the bottom of the first page of our base thread for posterity.

Sincerely,

~The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility



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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Dark Avorian on Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:50 am

For purposes of the registry, the following communique is archived for posterity



Official Communique from the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility


To TATORZ,

The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility feels that you deserve proper acknowledgement for excellent contributions to the disturbed wierdness of this forum. We are hereby announcing that we have discovered that you are in all likelihood a Hereditary Noble of some lesser bloodline, we will digging through the copious records of the registry in an attempt to sort out the actual status of your bloodline.

We however, are quite reasonable. Upon recieving sworn testimony that you believe yourself to be a noble, recorded and filed within the registry headquarters, we will happily make you a Recruited Nobleman and induct you into the hall of nobles as soon as the many enslaved scribes see fit to etch you name on the big stone tablets in the broom closet.

If you later demonstrate the rage and egotism associated with a full and pure noble bloodline descended directly from the gods themselves, then the scurrying minions who live within this very forum will bow to you as we affirm your bloodline once more and induct you into the fullest trappings of nobility.

We await you at the registry headquarters for your sworn testimony.

-Sincerely
-Dark Avorian
-Grand Vizier of the Registry
-Lord Templar
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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Dark Avorian on Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:04 am

The following are archived for posterity



Official Communique from the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility


To MorbiusMonster,

The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility would like to formally inform you of your ongoing membership in the body also known as the Guild of Nobles, despite the changes that may have happened. You have been judged to easily pass the requirements we have set upon our members and are hereby judged to be a full member of TRRoHN.

-Sincerely
-Dark Avorian
-Grand Vizier of the Registry
-Lord Templar



Official Communique from the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility


To Duskcurse,

The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility would like to formally inform you of your ongoing membership in the body also known as the Guild of Nobles, despite the changes that may have happened. You have been judged to easily pass the requirements we have set upon our members and are hereby judged to be a full member of TRRoHN.

-Sincerely
-Dark Avorian
-Grand Vizier of the Registry
-Lord Templar
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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Dark Avorian on Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:09 am



Ruling Issued by the Grand Vizier of the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility


The Royal Registry of Nobility will allow any member of the many prestigious organisations in the Suggestion site to speak within its halls, although they will not be offered all the amenities of actual Nobility.

To Clarify, Moderators, Greens, Thieves, Jesters, Lesser Suggesters, Admins, Templars, and Members of the Guild of Others, may feel free to post within this thread.

-Signed and Enforced
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-Lord Templar
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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Duskcurse on Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:58 pm

Why am I crazed chilean lord only?, add zarosian to that, "crazed zarosian chilean lord" Grin , how does that sounds
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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by 3mptylord on Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:33 pm

It sounds terrible. Too many words. Tongue

P.S. Not to sound picky, but I'm fairly confident the many guilds of this dominion were all founded by a single figurehead. Wink

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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Dark Avorian on Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:50 pm



Ruling Issued by the Grand Vizier of the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility


The Title bestowed upon the fine member of the nobility Duskcurse has hereby been changed to Crazed Worshipper of Cookies Chilean Lord based upon two undeniable logical facts. Firstly, now that it has been brought to the Grand Vizier's attention, Duskcurse's obsession with Cookies is well established. Secondly, an outsider has said that it is "terrible" and "too many words" clearly the nobles must use our platform to infuriate all we can.

-Signed and Enforced
-Dark Avorian
-Grand Vizier of the Registry
-Lord Templar




Ruling Issued by the Grand Vizier of the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility


The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility hereby refutes the patently ridiculous claim made by overreaching commoner "3mptylord" that he founded TRRoHN. It is clear that he is not a member of the Guild. If indeed he did help found it, he is no more the founder than any scribe hired before the formation of any registry to help keep the books, or any builder hired to construct the Guildhall.

-Signed and Enforced
-Dark Avorian
-Grand Vizier of the Registry
-Lord Templar




Ruling Issued by the Grand Vizier of the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility


We at the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility hereby file formal complaints against the forum members "3mptylord" and "Sir Kandarin" for impersonating nobility, and strip them of their titles with the power invested within this body.

-Signed and Enforced
-Dark Avorian
-Grand Vizier of the Registry
-Lord Templar
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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by 3mptylord on Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:59 pm

I do not claim to have founded the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility.
I have never expressed any interest to join nor have I any desire to.
I impersonate nothing; I have never claimed to be a noble.
I respectfully deny your complaint, and reject your rejections.

P.S. I don't need to be a Noble to infuriate people. Pleased x

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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Dark Avorian on Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:07 am



Ruling Issued by the Grand Vizier of the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility


The Royal Registry of Nobility hereby condemns the administrator of this forum for his childish tomfoolery that inhibits the actual functioning of a suggestion forum. We remind him that that is our job and to kind leave it to us.

-Signed and Enforced
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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by 3mptylord on Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:11 am

I'm preventing nothing. Smile

Why, just this morning I removed most of the wordfilters which will allow you to speak with your angry tongue. Pleased

Much love. Tongue x

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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Dark Avorian on Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:18 am



Ruling Issued by the Grand Vizier of the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility


The Royal Registry of Nobility hereby F*cking commends the administrator-bitch of this forum for allowing us to say the violent and evil F*cking shit we've always wanted to.

-Signed and Enforced
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-Lord Templar
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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by MorbiusMonster on Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:05 am

So many things come to mind when I hear "Nobles".

One image is of the people from Okami. His royal emperor was cursed by Blight and made to breath poison mist over the city without realising he was. In reality, the Emperor is a pleasant man and a collector of demon fangs. His collection is extensive and will give you rare goodies for them. Another noble is Himiko, who gave her life to protect her city from the dreaded Ninetails.

The second image is of the Nobles' Quarters of Arzonus. All the Masters and their apprentices reside here and the elder works within the temple.

The third and final is that of the Nobles of the Wolf's Rain Future. These nobles are isolate, antisocial and live and die alone. One, Darcia I tried to create a paradise exclusively for the nobles, but he vanished and his family was cursed. Jagura tried to create a paradise meant for the nobles, by stealing it from the wolves, by using the flower maiden and Kiba's blood, whilst killing and stuffing all the wolves found. Darcia III broke through the lie of this synthetic paradise, killing Jagura as well. Later, he became a wolf to find paradise, but was impure, the only remnants of him after he was destroyed upon trying to enter paradise was his wolf eye. The poison from it then began to pollute paradise when it was found.
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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Dark Avorian on Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:32 am

stored for posterity

For purposes of the registry, the following communique is archived for posterity



Official Communique from the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility


To 3mptylord,

The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility feels that you deserve proper acknowledgement for excellent contributions to the disturbed wierdness of this forum, egotistical manner of the forum's inhabitants, and the flaming heat of debate. We are hereby announcing that we have discovered that you are in all likelihood a Hereditary Noble of an impressive bloodline, we will be digging through the copious records of the registry in an attempt to confirm

We however, are quite reasonable. Upon recieving sworn testimony that you believe yourself to be a noble, recorded and filed within the registry headquarters, we will happily make you a Full Nobleman and induct you into the hall of nobles as soon as the many enslaved scribes see fit to etch you name on the big stone tablets in the broom closet.

You have demonstrated all the traits associated with a full and pure noble bloodline descended directly from the gods themselves. The scurrying minions who live within this very forum will bow to you as we affirm your bloodline once more and induct you into the fullest trappings of nobility.

You shall also, upon my word as Grand Vizier be made a Guild Leader and given the title "Assistant Vice Vizier Lord 3mptylord"

We await you at the registry headquarters for your sworn testimony.

-Sincerely
-Dark Avorian
-Grand Vizier of the Registry
-Lord Templar
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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by 3mptylord on Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:16 am

I swear to nothing. How Noble of me. Smile

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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Dark Avorian on Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:22 am

Accepted.
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Re: The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

Post by Gladzosaurus Rex on Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:27 am

Too much other is not good for us
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