TATORZ's Tales!

Official Communique from the Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility

To TATORZ,

The Royal Registry of Hereditary Nobility feels that you deserve proper acknowledgement for excellent contributions to the disturbed wierdness of this forum. We are hereby announcing that we have discovered that you are in all likelihood a Hereditary Noble of some lesser bloodline, we will digging through the copious records of the registry in an attempt to sort out the actual status of your bloodline.

We however, are quite reasonable. Upon recieving sworn testimony that you believe yourself to be a noble, recorded and filed within the registry headquarters, we will happily make you a Recruited Nobleman and induct you into the hall of nobles as soon as the many enslaved scribes see fit to etch you name on the big stone tablets in the broom closet.

If you later demonstrate the rage and egotism associated with a full and pure noble bloodline descended directly from the gods themselves, then the scurrying minions who live within this very forum will bow to you as we affirm your bloodline once more and induct you into the fullest trappings of nobility.

We await you at the registry headquarters for your sworn testimony.

-Sincerely
-Dark Avorian
-Grand Vizier of the Registry
-Lord Templar