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Spoils of War
My suggestions that made the game:

Ashes the WASTE of a Demon, by Psychoboy8
• Synopsis: Ashes can be scattered for prayer XP, and graded by difficulty to obtain.
• Result: Impious, Accursed and Infernal Ashes, all scatterable.

Prayer Is Insulting, by Psychoboy8
• Synopsis: An expansive thread for creating a fairer Prayer skill: a Zamorakian prayerbook, Zamorakian and non-melee armour providing a prayer point bonus, etc.
• Result: The Ancient Curses prayerbook contains some conceptually similar effects to the Zamorakian prayerbook. This thread isn't closed.

Non-Player Quests/Fiction Within Fiction, by Psychoboy8
• Synopsis: A feature that allows players to assume the play of other characters to add background/depth to their story. Or even to remain as yourself in stories that would not be possible in "real life".
• Result: The Fremennik Sagas, three NPQs that take the player (in the shoes of various NPCs) into Daemonheim

Minor tweaks:
• Renaming the Zarosian Statuette.
• General Graador now drops Ourg bones (with hindsight I'm not proud of this).

Huh?

Dear 3mpty's blog:

I am going to bed, bye to you the suggestion team untill tomorrow.


Love Dusk

Dear 3mpty blog:

For some time, kinda like 3 years, I have had the urge to eat human flesh, and i don't know why, nor how it started and how to stop it.

Love, and desires to eat human flesh, Dusk.

Dear Blog,

Who's this Dusk and why's he been writing to you?! You cheating one me?!

3mpty!

Dear 3mpty blog:

I know that 3mpty thinks that you are cheating on him tell him to don't worry that I am just a friend and nothing else

Dusk, still searching to fulfill his craving of human flesh

Dear Blog,

I've come to the conclusion I'm a wuss. We were discussing films and stuff, discussion lead to 2012, which lead to doomsday theories, etc. Anyway, the question arose "What would you do if the world was going to end in 24 hours?". "Go home" immediately came up, and I was like... you do realise the the trains will be bollocked if there was only 24 hours 'til the end of the world.

Anyway, so we started thinking of things we COULD actually do in 24 hours. Getting shitfaced (drunk, for those who can't keep up with all the terms for drunk) came up. And I was thinking of things I'd do...

Why does the world have to be ending for me to decide to do what I want, to do things I currently wouldn't? Life's already terminal...

Love,

3mpty.

P.S. Either Dusk goes or I do.

Dear Blog,

Sorry, a 'lil depressed yesterday. I'm moderately over it, though I guess the point still stands.

Love,
3mpty.

Dear 3mpty's blog,

What were to happen if the glass around 3mpty's avatar's head was to have a hairline fracture? Would the mysterious gaseous content escape or would it remain bound by telekinesis?

What would it smell like? I reckon it smells like a noxious mix of hot air, cheap cologne and ammonia.

-MM

Dear 3mpty blog:

I am depressed as Morb has cancelled the deal of Arzonus with jagex, so the beuty of arzonus will never see the world of runescape

Love Dusk

Controversial point:

It wouldn't anyway...

Huh?

Dusk, let's face it, Jagex never make use of bigger ideas. Besides, even if it were included in the game, it'd probably be severely altered by the developers before we see it in play.
If Morbius writes Arzonus as a stand-alone story for a book or game, it'll probably do much better.

But this a point that stands for the majority of our ideas here. This new world the team's working on - Pallis - I'm assuming that's unafiliated with RS?

Unaffiliated in deed, we haven't permission to be making it if that's what you mean.

Dear 3mpty's Blog

This is the suggestion thread, but as late it hasn't been exclusive to RuneScape, as you know Pallis has been released. Does that mean other game ideas, also unrelated with RuneScape or Arzonus can be submitted by anyone?

-MM

>This is the suggestion thread
Either you meant "suggestion forum" or you're mistaken, this is a blog thread.

>but as late it hasn't been exclusive to RuneScape
That doesn't really relate to the preceeding statement. There is nothing "exclusively RuneScape" about a "suggestion forum".

>as you know Pallis has been released.
"Released" seems a poor choice of word. However, Pallis is not entirely unrelated. Dark has suggested why try to keep it separate, however, this doesn't illicitly imply that it's physically separate - only that we come up with fresh content to fill all the gaps. As present, it's still half of the same planet (even if we end up keeping RuneScape just highly deformed ).

>Does that mean other game ideas, also unrelated with RuneScape can be submitted by anyone?
That has always been catered for. Off-topic discussion can be found in both the Community and Jagex categories. However, we're only a community forum and not affiliated to anyone - so suggestions made here are most likely for our eyes only.

>RuneScape and Arzonus
Arzonus is affiliated to RuneScape, and is not recognised as a separate project by this forum. Listing them separately seems nonsensical.

Dear 3mpty's Blog,

I wanted to post, so I could blind your owner so we could go have kinky fun over in that deserted alcove.

Dear Blog,

You're a WHORE!

Dear 3mpty blog,

Despite what Dark had done to you and of 3mpty calling you a whore, for me you aren't a whore

Love Dusk

P.S: Dark the only one to have kinky fun with 3mpty blog is ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear 3mpty's blog,

That 3-way with you and Monsieur Pooch (the blog) last night was hella fun.

Dear Blog,

I'm undecided about "Reviews", I don't think it works. I never really liked "Tastes" either, but I guess people are used to that one...

From,
3mpty.

Dear Blog,

Repeat of last Thursday! Where has all the port gone?

Wow I'm drunk! £_£

Dear 3mpty's Blog

The Tories have proven today that they think the working class are a different species. The only inbreds round here are clearly the Tories and Katie Price.

And if you go screwing the Monsiour Pooch blog again, I've got a space reserved for you in internet oblivion.

-MM

What have they done today?

Dear Blog,

I'm too full to eat my bacon manwich.

*cries*

Love,

3mpty